The points raised below are for legal purposes and to
ensure that anyone involved with the making of this website will be blame
free for anything negative that arises from someone viewing it. This
page is also designed to acquit Eddie Hall or anyone related to him -
or even just knowing him - from any trouble that may arise anywhere to
do with anything.
- The data on this website is correct and up-to-date to the best
knowledge of the administrators. We hold no responsibility for any
damage or loss of any kind caused by this data being incorrect. In
no way will we even try to care if this happens.
- Official Eddie Hall is not responsible for any of the content
on this site. Nobody is responsible for any content on this site,
so any complaints raised (including anything on this page) will be
well and truly ignored.
- Official Eddie Hall is not responsible for any offence taken due
to a lack of a sense of humour on the part of the visitor. Further
more, we hold no responsibility for you having no sense of humour
in the first place.
- Official Eddie Hall cannot be held responsible for any offence
taken by the last point.
- Official Eddie Hall will not accept any responsibility for any
damage caused to your person whilst viewing this website. If, for
example, you fall off your chair while you are viewing this site,
simply phone Claims Direct and sue the chair manufacturer.
- Official Eddie Hall would like to point out that you don't have
to phone Claims Direct. You can feel free to phone any legal company
of your choice. We do not endorse any small claims company on this
website.
- Official Eddie Hall would also like to point out that, in the event
that do do feel the need to phone a small claims company, that you
take a moment to consider whether perhaps it was your fault that
you fell off the chair in the first place.
- If you feel that sueing someone for falling off your chair is justified,
then I suggest you take a long hard look in the mirror and seriosly
consider sticking your head in the oven.
- Official Eddie Hall would like to point out that sticking your
head in the oven can be very dangerous. We will accept no responsibility
for any damage caused by someone doing that having read this disclaimer.
Further more, we would discourage you from phoning a small claims
company as this would negate the point made above.
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