The points raised below are for legal purposes
and to ensure that anyone involved with the making of this website
will be blame free for anything negative that arises from someone
viewing it. This page is also designed to acquit Eddie Hall or
anyone related to him - or even just knowing him - from any trouble
that may arise anywhere
to do with anything.
- The data on this website is correct and up-to-date to the best
knowledge of the administrators. We hold no responsibility for
any damage
or loss of any kind caused by this data being incorrect. In no
way will we even try to care if this happens.
- Official Eddie Hall is not responsible for any of the content
on this site. Nobody is responsible for any content on this site,
so any complaints raised (including anything on this page) will
be well and truly ignored.
- Official Eddie Hall is not responsible for any offence taken
due to a lack of a sense of humour on the part of the visitor.
Further more, we hold no responsibility for you having no sense
of humour in the first place.
- Official Eddie Hall cannot be held responsible for any offence
taken by the last point.
- Official Eddie Hall will not accept any responsibility
for any damage caused to your person whilst viewing this website.
If, for example, you fall off your chair while you are viewing
this site, simply phone Claims Direct and sue the chair manufacturer.
- Official Eddie Hall would like to point out that you don't
have to phone Claims Direct. You can feel free to phone any legal
company of your choice. We do not endorse any small claims company
on this website.
- Official Eddie Hall would also like to point out that, in
the event that do do feel the need to phone a small claims company,
that you take a moment to consider whether perhaps it was your
fault that you fell off the chair in the first place.
- If you feel that sueing someone for falling off your chair
is justified, then I suggest you take a long hard look in the
mirror and seriosly consider sticking your head in the oven.
- Official Eddie Hall would like to point out that sticking your
head in the oven can be very dangerous. We will accept no responsibility
for any damage caused by someone doing that having read this
disclaimer. Further more, we would discourage you from phoning
a small claims company as this would negate the point made above.
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