Privacy Policy
Official Eddie Hall respects your privacy. There is nothing on this website that should violate you or your human rights. However, below are guidelines for things that we recommend for your privacy and security:
- If you, at any time, leave this website to go and view some porn
site, it is recommended that you don't let your other half catch
you. Additionally, we would recommend deleting all your temporary
internet files before taking a cold shower you sick mofo.
- For increased privacy, always ensure that you lock the toilet door
before taking a splash. For the benefit of others, especially take
note of this if you are taking a tommy-tit!
- If you are dressing or undressing, make sure that you draw the
curtains. This especially applies if you are female because apparently
you don't like blokes peering through the window with a pair of binoculars
and a box of doughnuts.
- Keep your privates private. Most people don't appreciate being
flashed in the street.
Unfortunately, the rest of this privacy policy is private - ironic
isn't it?
